tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59648522011-04-21T15:22:25.484-05:00The Machinations of Machismo are soon to become the 10th wonder of the world. I am not afraid to comment on any subject and gladly welcome any intelligent machinations of your own. Its time the world had a taste of true justice, dished out Machismo style.DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.comBlogger2011100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1139523097672261612006-02-09T17:03:00.000-05:002006-02-09T17:11:37.686-05:00

I've finally come across the business idea of the century."Diet Bottled Water".Yes you heard correct, diet bottled water."Why?", you may ask. Well the theory is as simple as it is sound. People will buy it. I remember when bottled water first made its way to the marketplace. I thought that it would die out or become a niche market that only catered to those that were too high class to drink

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1139216957953532692006-02-06T03:56:00.000-05:002006-02-06T04:09:18.550-05:00

Well after starting off with a bang the weekend really seemed to have fizzled out much less spectacularly. Thankfully Sunday did feature the arrival of my girl back from Memphis. Seeing as how it is always much appreciated to have her around, this signicficantly picked up the remainder of the weekend.Now if I can only get the next weekend events to be as exciting only with the addition of her

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1139050208539930372006-02-04T05:39:00.000-05:002006-02-04T06:03:28.986-05:00

Have you ever had a day that was so amazingly funny, that it took your breath away?Well I just had one of those nights.Imagine this:You go out to a place called Hofbrauhaus (or insert your favorite place to party/hang out with your friends), and proceed to have a grand time. Then you come back home to 3 pony kegs of Heineken as well as various liquors and many other beers. After consumption of

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1138921548950786302006-02-02T17:59:00.000-05:002006-02-02T18:05:48.963-05:00

Now normally when you send your computer in to get a diagnostic and/or serviced, you think your computer is in rather capable hands.Well lately, it would seem that that is obviously not always the case.Today I went to drop off some parts for them to continue working on the computer.Well lo and behold, the computer store was barricaded shut. With a notice to employees that the store had been shut

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1138690842859354382006-01-31T01:58:00.000-05:002006-01-31T02:00:42.870-05:00

If school is already getting this repetitive than I fear how repetive the workplace is going to get. Already it seems like its just more waiting around, not doing anything during the free time, since everyone else is more concerned with either a game and/or drinking (go figure).Ahh cannot wait until Friday when I actually get to hang out with some of my BEST friends. Those who actually care, oh

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1138495364516968172006-01-28T19:41:00.000-05:002006-01-28T19:42:44.526-05:00

So I finally gave in and decided that the best option for me to get my main computer running properly was to take it to my local PC Club and have them take a look at it.Hopefully after all of this I'll finally be able to get the computer working properly instead of shutting down every 3 hours.It really has been getting frustrating.Machismo, I'm out.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1138391422107548612006-01-27T14:48:00.000-05:002006-01-27T14:50:22.120-05:00

Well after being at a job fair yesterday I discovered an interesting thing...Apparently the recruiters all think that I look like I'm in the mafia.This mafioso thing could be very interesting. I must say I do look rather good in that black pin-striped suit.Now all I need is a good hat and tommy gun to complete the outfit, and I should be set.Machismo, I'm out.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1137889735707338312006-01-21T19:27:00.000-05:002006-01-21T19:28:55.716-05:00

Well so far I've had a good time at the National Staff meeting. The meetings lasted a good long while, as probably expected. However it was definitely a good learning experience as well as a tool to be able to pass on knowledge to the rest of chapter.Machismo, I'm out.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1137709226650988662006-01-19T16:57:00.000-05:002006-01-20T02:10:19.383-05:00

It would seem that Hooters restaurant, (which is a FAMILY restaurant mind you), is a great place to have revelations about your life as well as about life in general. On my latest visit to Hooters after a DJ gig, I had one such revelation.The Triad Theory©Now before you start refuting my theory, lets hear all about it. Shall we?The Triad Theory©First, lets assume that every person has three

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1137631179481488872006-01-18T19:38:00.000-05:002006-01-18T19:39:39.490-05:00

I have been growing sick and tired of people who are more than willing to accept hospitality to house someone over a period of over a month. Yet when someone tells them that they aren't living there for free they tend to "freak out".In the most recent case, I have someone who owes me a great deal of money for 1 1/2 months worth of bills for the house.Now stop dodging me you little fucker. When

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1136853949121484062006-01-09T19:43:00.000-05:002006-01-09T19:45:49.166-05:00

So far classes are going rather well. Still having to get used to the idea of actually doing homework... but don't we all when those times come?So it seems that I'm on track for another good quarter, which is rather exciting.Now if I can only tackle the "homefront" situation as easily as that. Honestly. When asking someone nicely to clean up their mess, and later I get confronted by their

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1136543299796911472006-01-06T05:25:00.000-05:002006-01-06T05:28:19.810-05:00

Well I must say, I've said it before to people, but I have to say it again. I really feel that I've found the single dumbest person alive. It pains me to say it, but I never thought that someone not classified as mentally insane or mentally retarded could be this dense. They obviously mean well, but all they end up doing is making themselves look more and more idiotic.Now you may say, "Hey,

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1136274203539340972006-01-03T02:42:00.000-05:002006-01-03T02:43:23.546-05:00

Well Winter Quarter 2006 is upon us. How will everyone fare? Well we'll find out, although if the freshmen keep acting the same way they'll probably flunk out as hopeless drunks. Well thats what you get when you pick your role models hastily.Machismo, I'm out.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1136181864959807702006-01-02T01:03:00.000-05:002006-01-02T01:04:24.966-05:00

Some simple and elegant words of wisdom...Don't worry about not failing others in life... just make sure that you don't fail yourself.Machismo, I'm out.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1136076909034913092005-12-31T19:54:00.000-05:002006-01-01T01:06:34.123-05:00

Spending New Year's Eve with some of the best. Thankfully I'll be away from the idiots and the drama this year. Nothing but 100% grade A good times.Machismo, I'm out.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1135997909705901832005-12-30T21:57:00.000-05:002005-12-30T21:58:29.716-05:00

It is always nice to be able to give some shopping help to some friends. Hope that what you found helps achieve your goal as well as turn some heads girl!Machismo, I'm out.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1135921689155327622005-12-30T00:47:00.000-05:002005-12-30T00:48:09.166-05:00

That's what I feel like our house is turning into. Enough said.Machismo, I'm out.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1135885369347538512005-12-29T14:39:00.000-05:002005-12-29T14:42:49.360-05:00

Well the New Year is quickly approaching and everyone is making plans. The one thing that I have noticed for sure is that everyone seems to be assuming that everyone is going to come to their party, and it is going to be the biggest and baddest party of the year. What I know is that none of these allegations are true and most parties will probably turn out to be boring duds. At least I know

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1135539363018524182005-12-25T14:35:00.000-05:002005-12-25T14:36:03.030-05:00

Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you all are having a good time and a happy holiday season.Machismo, I'm out.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1135335014442851962005-12-23T05:47:00.000-05:002005-12-23T05:50:14.456-05:00

I must say, I've had my first taste of Live on the 360. Here are my results...Well first noted, the microphone is just like the last microphone. VOX really doesn't work for something like this and it is really fuzzy most of the time. However the matches were not so heated so as to require a whole lot of speaking. The action, well the action... was superb. So far I've only played Perfect Dark

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1135194396664933662005-12-21T14:45:00.000-05:002005-12-21T14:46:41.833-05:00

Well its my 23rd birthday today. I must say it has been rather relaxing. Not to mention very interesting after noticing that my cat sometimes drools in her sleep. Tonight holds great promise and should make for a very lucrative night.Machismo, I'm out.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1135145832744415362005-12-21T01:15:00.000-05:002005-12-21T01:17:12.753-05:00

Well I found out a few things today. One is that I am a digerati. Its a word... use the dictionary, you should have an education by now.Two is that no matter how hard I try to have as many friends as possible, there is just nothing like hanging out with THE crowd.Three is that some people still like Live Journal better than Blogger. I guess they just aren't that smart when it comes to

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1134986862749684332005-12-19T05:05:00.000-05:002005-12-19T05:07:42.750-05:00

Well my 23rd birthday is nigh. Tried having a few "party events" as I shall call them to get all of my best friends together for some good old fashioned trouble making fun. However not as many were able to make it out as I'd hoped. Well I suppose we'll just have to find a time to get the whole group together and go have some fun. Break has been interesting, and not surprisingly things have

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1134454484110032862005-12-13T01:08:00.000-05:002005-12-13T01:14:44.123-05:00

So winter break is rather boring. Having no job to help me study during school really translates into having no job over break and having nothing to really do as well. Amazing how much just having people around and a few classes or work to go to can help keep you busy and sane. Well it just goes to show the old addage is really true, the grass is always greener on the other side.Just remember,

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1133823523658745002005-12-05T17:56:00.000-05:002005-12-05T17:58:43.730-05:00

Well since perusing the internet lately I was compelled to look up some old sites that I used to haunt, as well as gain some new ones.There is a really interesting mafia game out there called "The Mafia Boss". For those of you interested, just head to The Mafia Boss to sign up.Also an old haunt of mine is the Battle On network, more specifically, Adventure Quest. In this game you get to play a

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1133630559484350152005-12-03T12:20:00.000-05:002005-12-05T23:57:27.453-05:00

Well on December 1st I had three wisdom teeth pulled. It really wasn't that big of a deal, I slept a good deal and got some decent pain medication. Plus I got to watch a lot of tv, on a good tv at that. However some people still believe that video games are the devil incarnate, this I will never understand. Just another good reason to get my butt back to Fairborn where I can do what I do

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1133206409250106902005-11-28T14:29:00.000-05:002005-11-28T14:33:29.263-05:00

Now unfortunately, being from a small town I never had ample opportunity to actually see the musical Rent live. However, I did get the opportunity to see the movie this weekend. For those of you who haven't seen the movie yet, this is one of the few and far between "must see movies" of the decade. Even if you do not like musicals or movies that follow the format, get over yourselves and go and

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1132861829020294492005-11-24T14:47:00.000-05:002005-11-24T14:50:29.030-05:00

I think 344 gallons off of a 12 gallon tank isn't too shabby. Especially with gas prices lowering every day. At least by me they seem to be.Well it is Turkey Day now and time for some good celebration and hopefully being able to hang out with friends I never get to see. So big ups to that and may all of you have a wonderful Thanksgiving.On a sadder note, please remember to pray for Wolf's

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1132603588546307752005-11-21T15:02:00.000-05:002005-11-21T15:06:28.556-05:00

Well as expected, Xi's formal was very lackluster, and dare I say... boring. However, the festivities and events that happened afterwards were some of the greatest ever. Not only did we get some of the best quotes ever from the trip, but we also had some of the best times ever at the clubs afterwards. Who else do you know can go to Windsor and in less than a day meet the owner of three bars

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1132441912852588122005-11-19T18:10:00.000-05:002005-11-19T18:14:27.613-05:00

Your Birthdate: December 21You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature.Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas.People are frustrated by your great potential, but you love your unconventional life.You're a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you're gone.Your strength: Your thirst for adventureYour weakness: Not taking time for slow

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1132256078893302482005-11-17T14:29:00.000-05:002005-11-17T14:34:38.923-05:00

It has come to my attention that there are a lot more fuckups in this world than was previously believed. Which is a very sad thing once you think about it. Apparently there are a shit ton of people who can't grasp the concept of money and its subsequent value as well as how it is to be handled/transferred.If you order a service, pay them, don't dick around with the money making pussy ass

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1132174354952485372005-11-16T15:48:00.000-05:002005-11-16T15:52:34.963-05:00

I just love Wright State's parking solutions. They add more spaces further from campus and add more faculty closer to campus. Thus even if students get to campus 30 min before their exam there are next to none if any spaces left. Hence parking in faculty spaces is the only viable solution after a time or else risk missing the class/exam you are headed to.Then you get a parking ticket for

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1132119952563543322005-11-16T00:44:00.000-05:002005-11-16T00:58:31.466-05:00

 Here's a little snippet of my life. Described by a wonderful collage of photos that contain various people that are close to me. Hopefully you enjoy the collage as much as I do. 

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1132118316969948412005-11-16T00:16:00.000-05:002005-11-16T00:55:31.793-05:00

Alright, for those of you who don't know what Fricker's is, listen up. It is quite possibly one of the best wing franchises that this great planet of ours has at its disposal.Need I say that there is not much else like sharing a good plate of wings and beer battered cheese fries with some great friends. There were absences in the great friends today, however we ate some wings for you and we all

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1132038114491525542005-11-15T01:57:00.000-05:002005-11-15T02:01:54.500-05:00

Well just had the second of my four finals today (even though the first was last week). I can't wait to get the other two over with and ready to move on with this chapter of my life. Ok so this chapter is really only one quarter with two more after it, but hey I get a break of just over a month and a half, now that is a good winter break.Afterwards, as I've probably said before, is a lovely DJ

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1131997448281692962005-11-14T14:43:00.000-05:002005-11-14T14:44:08.283-05:00

Just recently someone asked me what a blog was when I was informing them of the majestic vastness that is the Machinations of Machismo. Wondering what I told them?Ok I will tease you no longer, here, by popular demand, is my definition of a blog:"...and a blog is short for weblog, basically an online journal, most popularly used by geeks and depressed teens as a release for their insignificant

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1131993906528674922005-11-14T13:40:00.000-05:002005-11-14T13:45:11.366-05:00

This surprisingly is going to be one of my most favorite final weeks ever. Why you may ask?Well for starters I believe that by some miracle of nature that my finals aren't going to be that bad, PLUS I get the added bonus of probably the most fun ending of finals week ever...I get to head up to Windsor, Canada just to DJ another of our chapter's formals. So after finals, I get paid to dress up

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1131947910591182152005-11-14T00:55:00.000-05:002005-11-14T00:58:30.600-05:00

Well Finals are officially here coming tomorrow morning, or this morning depending on if you are from the "tomorrow starts when I wake up" school of thought or go strictly by the clock.I get to get rid of these three pesky finals and finally get a chance to relax once and for all out in the realm that is winter break.Which should be the same feeling of euphoria you all are feeling.On a different

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1131904576322458222005-11-13T12:54:00.000-05:002005-11-13T12:57:27.506-05:00

Just came back from one of the most kick ass graduation parties I've ever been too.It was supposed to be a surprise for my Big's Fiance, however I think she knew. Nonetheless good times were definitely had by all. Which considering the group, is no surprise, no pun intended.We all drank about 1/2 gallon of LDA and handled it rather well. I haven't laughed that hard in quite a long time. The

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1131785520288891242005-11-12T03:50:00.000-05:002005-11-12T03:52:00.290-05:00

Just so you know, the old and outdated Litos Inc. design will hopefully soon be replaced by a newer, more precise and "me" version.So if anything looks out of place for a while, go and see an asylum you fucking lunatic, its a website for gilligan's sake.Machismo, I'm out.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1131785368196045092005-11-12T03:46:00.000-05:002005-11-12T03:49:28.596-05:00

I have come back from the bowels of inactivity to re-invigor this site with the tenacity of myself, Litos.I have heard some shit in my day but there is constantly stuff happening around me that just seems to scream out as if to say "I'm a stupid ass comment, please comment on me online and expose my idiocy for the whole world to possibly see".Thus I'm back, bringing you what you love most.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1129765193085026332005-10-19T18:39:00.000-05:002005-10-19T18:39:53.086-05:00

What kind of looter am I? You decide!You can also view a breakdown of results or put one of these on your own page!Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1129764941711547692005-10-19T18:35:00.000-05:002005-10-19T18:35:41.716-05:00

What kind of pirate am I? You decide!You can also view a breakdown of results or put one of these on your own page!Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1106769884398609362005-01-26T14:58:00.000-05:002005-01-26T15:04:52.926-05:00

Well I've been working for quite a while now on a few websites that have to be done rather soon. It would be nice if I had everything I needed to put them up, but as is there are going to be a lot of "Coming Soon!" pages that are up. Sometimes people just are really ignorant and naive. As of late one of the biggest ones that I have noticed are the skinny girls (and yes if most people say you are

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1101181659475749762004-11-22T22:46:00.000-05:002004-11-22T22:47:50.440-05:00

JFK Reloaded picks up press, none pretty Putting gamers in the role of Lee Harvey Oswald has put the game's makers in the hot seat. The game's developer is calling it a "docu-game," but most of the press surrounding the release of the $9.95 downloadable game from Scottish developer/publisher Traffic Management is calling it utterly bad taste. The game, JFK Reloaded, offers a single-player

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1100751782795593972004-11-17T23:01:00.000-05:002004-11-22T22:52:35.473-05:00

Alright, now those of you who actually check this site periodically to see what my sadistic mind is up to have been rather upset lately. There has been little to no activity going on and quite frankly its time this site got going again. I'm tired of the fact that the forty year old wrinkled condom stuffed into John Kerry's wallet has seen more action lately than this website, and that is about

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1089920825213365642004-07-15T14:47:00.000-05:002004-07-15T14:47:05.213-05:00

The Chipmunks: True Hollywood Story

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1089643280438639912004-07-12T09:41:00.000-05:002004-07-12T09:41:20.436-05:00

Pacific Beach, June 14, 2004 Drunk drivers at their worst.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1089225602320957402004-07-07T13:40:00.000-05:002004-07-07T13:40:02.320-05:00

This is complete and utter bullshit!

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1088437667198272002004-06-28T10:47:00.000-05:002004-06-28T10:47:47.196-05:00

New York Daily News - Home - Daily News Exclusive: Conned by the blond

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1087568588310097492004-06-18T09:23:00.000-05:002004-06-18T09:23:08.310-05:00

buydehydratedwater.com Save us, someone save us.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1087493013106507602004-06-17T12:23:00.000-05:002004-06-17T12:23:33.106-05:00

Tongue bitten off during goodnight kiss, now that's gotta hurt.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1087221052612666392004-06-14T08:50:00.000-05:002004-06-14T08:50:52.613-05:00

Do good in school, you'll get bigger boobs. Now this just seems a bit mundane, although I'm not complaining.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1086618300703029282004-06-07T09:23:00.000-05:002004-06-07T09:25:00.703-05:00

This needs to be gotten out of the way, so here goes: Nigritude Ultramarine. In general, the SEO industry blows huge donkey chode, and the link to Nigritude Ultramarine helps explain what the hell I'm talking about. This guy is a huge douche. SEO's suck, and so does that guy.

Danielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1086108200617614302004-06-01T11:42:00.000-05:002004-06-01T11:43:20.616-05:00

Just a reminder, if one of your friends talks about a 60 year old guy's ass, don't kick him out of the car, or you will die.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1085081309355117842004-05-20T14:27:00.000-05:002004-05-20T14:28:29.356-05:00

I just read this and thought it was a good joke: "The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1084820225582237732004-05-17T13:56:00.000-05:002004-05-17T13:57:05.583-05:00

"Roses" This is an excellent parody off of Outkast's "Roses" song. Its also one of the most hilarious things I have seen in a long time.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1084219069104095632004-05-10T14:54:00.000-05:002004-05-10T14:57:49.103-05:00

Dan, has farted. Yes you all heard it here first. Dan has farted. The insurmountalbe fumes have begun to waft towards my being and are beginning to engulf the essence of all that is sane within me. Soon I fear that must retaliate. But how, you may ask. Well there is only one solution. The "Cancellation Fart". Yes I do realize that it is risky. However this is a risk that I fear

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1083825057998012942004-05-06T01:30:00.000-05:002004-05-06T01:35:24.000-05:00

Since the last few image links have decided to kick out... enjoy this breathtaking Dot Game.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-108368576720907632004-05-04T10:49:00.000-05:002004-05-04T10:53:21.123-05:00

My only question about this is....... if your steak is missing off of your grill, is calling the police REALLY the first thing that comes to mind? Honestly. Stupid Criminal - Or Stupid Victim?

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I have no idea how long this animation has been around. Some parts of it are pretty controversial. Just displaying it here so other people may be able to view this intriguing piece of media. Smoke Kills.

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DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1083266778408596392004-04-29T14:26:00.000-05:002004-04-29T14:34:36.826-05:00

To quote our esteemed boss, "Brad, you are one sick puppy." Oh, and fuck you. I will destroy you. Only God can judge me. Certainly not you, you fucking crypto-scientology worshipping free-mason pigfucking mexican freedom fighter. The bombing starts in 5 minutes. Bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahhahahhahaahhahaahahhahaahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Peon. Wow I think I hit a nerve

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1083263643148305802004-04-29T13:34:00.000-05:002004-04-29T13:38:20.186-05:00

In the First World War, frontline troops who were away from their loved ones for long periods famously had bromide put into their tea to reduce the distraction of their sexual drive. But yesterday it was suggested that such measures might be taken a lot further - to Mars, in fact. Dr Rachel Armstrong, speaking yesterday at a British Interplanetary Society symposium on the Human Future and Space,

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1083184232971321492004-04-28T15:30:00.000-05:002004-04-28T15:34:48.796-05:00

Go ahead, throw the first stone! Now this...... well its hilarious!

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1083100329901316062004-04-27T16:12:00.000-05:002004-04-27T16:16:24.640-05:00

This is some of the greatest news I have received all year! Check it out.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1083031727175129222004-04-26T21:08:00.000-05:002004-04-26T21:13:00.873-05:00

Dan, just in case you didn't like my last post...................here you go.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1083011753486213552004-04-26T15:35:00.000-05:002004-04-26T15:40:06.640-05:00

Dan, you are a peon. Based solely on the fact that you'll: a) laugh when you read this. b) you become so "e-worked up" the first time I called you a peon c) no one really gives a shit either So to sum up, Dan, you are a Peon, with a capital Kitty.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1083009351389132302004-04-26T14:55:00.000-05:002004-04-26T15:00:04.903-05:00

Something told me this was worth looking at, and pondering. On another note, here is the original link that the source of the image contains.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1083007507071102832004-04-26T14:25:00.000-05:002004-04-26T14:29:20.250-05:00

Ok now this doesn't really piss me off.... but it should. Damnit that alone pisses me off! Well the story is, a couple (presumably fat) are on the Atkins diet. They decide to eat at a restaraunt, eat a lot of food, and are asked to leave. Now after reading the story I believe the restaraunt is well within their rights to do so. Now there was no mention of the couples weight, but after 12

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1083007372484593332004-04-26T14:22:00.000-05:002004-04-26T14:27:05.686-05:00

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1083007014667991982004-04-26T14:16:00.000-05:002004-04-26T14:21:08.263-05:00

Well, this is definitely interesting. Never did I ever think a bunch of drunken men would rather light a girls bare ass on fire..... than to....... well........ do something else. See what I mean.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1082661449917268882004-04-22T14:17:00.000-05:002004-04-22T14:21:37.606-05:00

Ted Turner Speaking With Austin & Goldberg About New Federation Thanks to Dave Scherer and Pwinsiders for the following: There are strong rumblings and reports that Ted Turner may be getting back in the wrestling game by sending out feelers to both Steve Austin & Bill Goldberg about a new promotion that could possibly air on TBS. Turner of course was the owner of WCW when they attracted such

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1082657665952991302004-04-22T13:14:00.000-05:002004-04-22T13:29:18.873-05:00

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1082657025963789642004-04-22T13:03:00.000-05:002004-04-22T13:07:53.763-05:00

Now of course you've noticed that my posts as of late are merely links... If you don't like this.... Go across the street, but a straw, and suck it....... as they say...... THE FUCK UP!! Now here is another link, to funny shit of course. Link to funny shit.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1082655607248084452004-04-22T12:40:00.000-05:002004-04-22T12:44:14.530-05:00

How far can you throw it?

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1082654270515208462004-04-22T12:17:00.000-05:002004-04-22T12:21:58.090-05:00

Feminists, please watch this. It is a great example of what all of your bitching and moaning will accomplish.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1082575725907444312004-04-21T14:28:00.000-05:002004-04-21T14:32:52.076-05:00

Amazing Calf This needs no explanation.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1082399943973822372004-04-19T13:39:00.000-05:002004-04-19T13:43:07.356-05:00

Tittilating. Enough said.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1082322055411091132004-04-18T16:00:00.000-05:002004-04-18T16:04:57.936-05:00

Honestly, who is REALLY to blame? Honestly.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1082308325120328192004-04-18T12:12:00.000-05:002004-04-18T12:16:19.110-05:00

Penis explodes during sex.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1082270446589990252004-04-18T01:40:00.000-05:002004-04-18T01:44:47.733-05:00

Well, this is definitely a new way to look at ASCII text. "Not Porn"

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1082053135228223622004-04-15T13:18:00.000-05:002004-04-15T13:22:53.200-05:00

Parents need to learn to be a good provide BEFORE they decide to have sex. These kids are suffering because some idiot decided that "my 5 min pleasure is better than being able to take care of the child that comes as a result of said pleasure". No more can be said without me wanting to shoot someone in the face with a shotgun. -Litos

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1082052170336097172004-04-15T13:02:00.000-05:002004-04-15T13:06:48.513-05:00

To any of those who actually give a damn, there is a site recently brought to my attention that says "Stairway To Heaven" is endorsing Satanism, through reverse lyrics. To any who actually care, here is the link.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1081977629127523602004-04-14T16:20:00.000-05:002004-04-14T16:24:25.966-05:00

I just found this to be rather intriguing, please read on.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1081868111288720612004-04-13T09:55:00.000-05:002004-04-13T09:59:06.623-05:00

I just figured out how to solve a ton of this countries "diversity" problems. Take the "ethnicity" and "sex" questions off of applications/scholarships/questionaires/etc. unless it 100% needs to be geared towards a demographic (i.e. a tampon, you pig-monkey turds). This way people will stop their endless bitching about "that was racial discrimination". No it was idiot discrimination you

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1081448889652302682004-04-08T13:28:00.000-05:002004-04-08T13:31:58.030-05:00

Here is a great site when you just need some hilarity. Just go to SubservientChicken.com, and for the most part, he actually does what you tell him to. ("Pee on the couch." works great and is funny to watch.) On another note....

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1081447444648332112004-04-08T13:04:00.000-05:002004-04-08T13:07:53.233-05:00

Here is a good one that I bet you haven't seen yet. QUICK! Pass it on to all your friends!!! If you don't you'll have bad luck for, like........ forever!

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1081446196705524952004-04-08T12:43:00.000-05:002004-04-08T12:47:04.890-05:00

A recent study has showed that surgeons who are gamers, are 33% better at what they do than non-gaming surgeons In you face you anti-video game assclowns.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1081193806160140002004-04-05T14:36:00.000-05:002004-04-05T14:40:30.250-05:00

Recently I read something on the internet in the form of a blog that had real merit to it. It was a rant on a blog of a friend of mine, who is quite intelligent mind you, complaining that certain people are idiots. These people, namely the people on the IT staff at Hillsdale College, who were responsible for the great "FTP Blackout of '04", should be ashamed of themselves for this slip up. As

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1081192103099608132004-04-05T14:08:00.000-05:002004-04-05T14:12:07.546-05:00

There are times when activists need to learn when to just shut the fuck up, and leave people alone. After reading this article, tell me what justifies this woman going onto someone's property because a dog "looked" like it was abused. Here is the article. There are seriously people thinking that the man (who is a lawyer/attorny) is an asshole for doing this. I have news for you, my dog

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1081190954329565972004-04-05T13:49:00.000-05:002004-04-05T13:52:58.200-05:00

I remember as a child that my parents would constantly be discouraged that I opted to play video games instead of reading a book at times. Which is something that never fully made sense to me. Why do we read books? To relax and enjoy ourselves while being entertained by a good story, am I right? Why do we play games? I know that I play games to relax and enjoy myself while being entertained

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1080847091043040312004-04-01T14:18:00.000-05:002004-04-01T14:21:49.826-05:00

I found this online the other day, and just the sheer audacity of it is hilarious.... "Dear Susan : I know the counsellor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1080770088941473512004-03-31T16:54:00.000-05:002004-03-31T16:58:26.013-05:00

Do yourself a favor and download and watch this video. This man is fucking amazing with his talent of the incredibly goofy looking suit. However you'll be amazed at his unbelievable talent. Enjoy.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1080767178848728222004-03-31T16:06:00.000-05:002004-03-31T16:09:56.530-05:00

A recent study finds that the unemployment rate among hot young women is steadily holdin at zero percent. Shocking news, I know.

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1080510015167903572004-03-28T16:40:00.000-05:002004-03-28T16:43:48.280-05:00

This may be old news for those of you who keep updated on rotten.com, but for those who don't its quite a revelation. Shocking news, The Shocker has been spreading like wildfire through our schools. What ever are we going to do........

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1080508517743101142004-03-28T16:15:00.000-05:002004-03-28T16:18:51.186-05:00

I've decided today that I will let you delve deeper into the perversion of biology that is my mind. As a select few know very well, I have an inate ability to be very.... creative, shall we say, for lack of a better word. For those of you who are not familiar with my "sick and twisted mind" (-Dan), in the coming episodes of "Into the mind of Litos" you will be able to further analyze the

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1080161744848845632004-03-24T15:55:00.000-05:002004-03-24T15:59:12.246-05:00

Today I was perusing a forum that I frequent a lot, and happened across something that really caught my attention. Someone asked the age old question, "What would you do if you could go back in time?" The very first, I repeat, THE VERY FIRST reply to this question was................ "Kill Mary before Jesus was born." Now that my friends, is some hardcore shit......... P.S. Link

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1080153767261864622004-03-24T13:42:00.000-05:002004-03-24T13:46:14.716-05:00

To all of you men out there who sometimes just want to SMACK THE SHIT out of some idiotic female...... .........enjoy! :) Shut the fuck up bitch! "And I feel..... *giggle giggle*" SMACK! What's up now, homewrecker?!

DJ Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02468392159518621012noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5964852.post-1080078811787247032004-03-23T16:53:00.000-05:002004-03-23T16:56:57.920-05:00

It's people like this man that are the reason that blacks will always be seen as violent. This fucker goes and fucks it up for all the decent black people out there, which I'm more than positive are the majority. But NOOOOOO, he decides to be a loudmouthed mother fucker and goes and fucks up. I hope you rot in your grave after some 300 lb prison bitch nails you up the ass you insignificant

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