The Machinations of Machismo are soon to become the 10th wonder of the world. I am not afraid to comment on any subject and gladly welcome any intelligent machinations of your own. Its time the world had a taste of true justice, dished out Machismo style.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Diet Bottled Water

I've finally come across the business idea of the century.

"Diet Bottled Water".

Yes you heard correct, diet bottled water.

"Why?", you may ask. Well the theory is as simple as it is sound. People will buy it. I remember when bottled water first made its way to the marketplace. I thought that it would die out or become a niche market that only catered to those that were too high class to drink any water that came out of a tap. As I quickly came to realize, I was dead wrong.

Bottled water has become one of the biggest trends of the last twenty years. Every distributer in the world seems to have its own brand of bottled water. Merely taking something that already exists, then bottling it, marketing it, and selling it off for premium prices to the mass of consumers that will buy everything and anything. Tell people that something is good for them, and that it is vital to a healthy body, and they will buy it. This is the idea behind diet bottled water.

Merely slap on a diet label, include nutritional information and a tagline that will convice consumers that not only is this better than regular bottled water, but that they can not live without it. Considering the mindset of consumers these days, this should prove to be equally as exciting as it is simplistic. Only one question remains. How healthy is your water?

Machismo, I'm out.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Crazy Weekend

Well after starting off with a bang the weekend really seemed to have fizzled out much less spectacularly. Thankfully Sunday did feature the arrival of my girl back from Memphis. Seeing as how it is always much appreciated to have her around, this signicficantly picked up the remainder of the weekend.

Now if I can only get the next weekend events to be as exciting only with the addition of her into the mix, that would be quite grand.

Machismo, I'm out.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Funniest Day of My Life

Have you ever had a day that was so amazingly funny, that it took your breath away?

Well I just had one of those nights.

Imagine this:

You go out to a place called Hofbrauhaus (or insert your favorite place to party/hang out with your friends), and proceed to have a grand time. Then you come back home to 3 pony kegs of Heineken as well as various liquors and many other beers. After consumption of said alcoholic beverages the total photo count of the night exceeds 300 photos. Not to mention the 20 videos you've taken of friends too drunk to realize what they are doing.

Now imagine the following: In the span of 5 minutes you see someone take a hammer fist blow to the head saying that his helmet (which is an actual helmet, of steel) is impregnable. All this to have his defenses surpassed by the blow of said hammer fist. Said friend then falls on the floor whilst everyone else laughs in disbelief. After he gets in the "doggystyle" position on a couch a couple of people manage to dry hump him into oblivion. During the dry humping (which you are partaking in) you scream: "ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!!!!!!!!" and proceed to give said friend an Atomic Wedgie.

For those of you not in "the know". An atomic wedgie consists of a wedgie that is so extreme that the underwear is able to be pulled over the head of the person getting the wedgie and stay there, all while still wearing the underwear.

Now imagine laughing so hard that you almost lose consciousness as well as your breath. After a long hiatus in anything resembling civiliazation, you proceed to reminisce about the entire night with friends. Then realizing that the person best able to imbibe in alcohol has just puked blue goo all over the bathroom, while managing to still squeeze off a lovely turd in the toilet for good measure. Then more reminiscing happens while you plan a Hairy Buffalo party for the following night as well as for the Super Bowl...


What can I say... It's good to be the Machismo.

Machismo, I'm out.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Tale of "The Computer Thief"

Now normally when you send your computer in to get a diagnostic and/or serviced, you think your computer is in rather capable hands.

Well lately, it would seem that that is obviously not always the case.

Today I went to drop off some parts for them to continue working on the computer.

Well lo and behold, the computer store was barricaded shut. With a notice to employees that the store had been shut down. The was something for customers which was much less specific and let us know how to contact other stores.

So far no leads have shown up as to when I'll be able to get my computer back, also if the servicing that is supposed to be done will ever happen either. All I can say is that I'd hope to be able to get some free parts and service out of this deal, since this is certainly a hassle no customer should have to deal with.

A crossfire motherboard with socket 939 and an X1900 XT would certainly be a nice addition to the deal.

Machismo, I'm out.