The Machinations of Machismo are soon to become the 10th wonder of the world. I am not afraid to comment on any subject and gladly welcome any intelligent machinations of your own. Its time the world had a taste of true justice, dished out Machismo style.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Another Day Another Day

If school is already getting this repetitive than I fear how repetive the workplace is going to get. Already it seems like its just more waiting around, not doing anything during the free time, since everyone else is more concerned with either a game and/or drinking (go figure).

Ahh cannot wait until Friday when I actually get to hang out with some of my BEST friends. Those who actually care, oh it is going to be such a good time.

Machismo, I'm out.

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Finally Gave In

So I finally gave in and decided that the best option for me to get my main computer running properly was to take it to my local PC Club and have them take a look at it.

Hopefully after all of this I'll finally be able to get the computer working properly instead of shutting down every 3 hours.

It really has been getting frustrating.

Machismo, I'm out.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Mafioso Machismo

Well after being at a job fair yesterday I discovered an interesting thing...

Apparently the recruiters all think that I look like I'm in the mafia.

This mafioso thing could be very interesting. I must say I do look rather good in that black pin-striped suit.

Now all I need is a good hat and tommy gun to complete the outfit, and I should be set.

Machismo, I'm out.

Saturday, January 21, 2006

National Staff Meeting

Well so far I've had a good time at the National Staff meeting. The meetings lasted a good long while, as probably expected. However it was definitely a good learning experience as well as a tool to be able to pass on knowledge to the rest of chapter.

Machismo, I'm out.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

The Triad Theory©

It would seem that Hooters restaurant, (which is a FAMILY restaurant mind you), is a great place to have revelations about your life as well as about life in general. On my latest visit to Hooters after a DJ gig, I had one such revelation.

The Triad Theory©



Now before you start refuting my theory, lets hear all about it. Shall we?

The Triad Theory©

First, lets assume that every person has three general categories, Looks, Brains, and Sex. (I'll speak in reference to girls, seeing as how I'm a male, just know this applies vice versa for you ladies). Now these three categories encompass a wide variety of human traits. E.g. Looks contains everything pertaining to the physical appearance of a person (body type, face, body order/scent, attractiveness, etc.). Brains contains everything pertaining to the mental state/abilities of a person (intelligence, memory, mental disorders, schizophrenia, phsycopathic tendencies, etc. etc.). Finally Sex contains everything pertaining to the sexual prowess/abilities/willingness of a person (openness, adventurous, ability, etc. etc.).

So in each category, there are traits that are plusses and those that are minuses, basically good or bad for each category. Now the sum of those traits is what makes up the overall rank of the category. With me so far?

Well now the point of the categories is that in general, only two of the three categories can ever be dominant (i.e. have a majority of plusses over minuses). So if Person A is a gorgeous girl, she can either have a great mind, or be great in bed. Still following? If Person B is a very intelligent person, she can either have great looks, or be great in bed. And lastly if Person C is very good in bed, she can either have very good looks, or a great mind.

Now obviously some people are starting to see the logic behind the theory whilst some people are skeptical saying that "Well MY girl has all three, so your theory is false!" Well my friend, that is where the previous statement of "only two of the three categories can ever be dominant" comes into play.

Consider the following, each category has a theoretical limit of 10 points it can have attributed to it. Now consider that each person gets an average of 20 total points to allocate to the categories as they see fit, or as are allocated by genetics.

Therefore your girl could have an seven in two categories with a six in the remaining, which isn't bad mind you. Now take into consideration that while that may be the case, that will have some of the negative aspects from each category. She may not be "supermodel/pinup material", or maybe she has ADD or another mental disorder, or maybe she isn't the best in bed. This is not my point however.

The bulk of where the theory comes from is dealing with the "desired girls", namely the really gorgeous ones. Now if they allocated their Looks with 10 full points, that is 10 points to allocate between the other two, so if you want them to have smarts with those looks, sex will suffer as a byproduct, likewise for sex over smarts. In my experience, this seems to generally be the case.

Keep in mind however that many people have this strange ability to "learn", hard concept for some people I know. For instance, say you have a virgin who is drop dead gorgeous and really intelligent. She can actually gain experience to get "more points" to improve her sex category. In reality, if she gets with an experienced and/or adventurous guy, they will actually both improve sexually. So there are ways to up your categories, but in general we are dealing with the "starting aspects" so to speak.


So there is the Triad Theory© in a nutshell. It isn't perfect, but for coming up with something like that at Hooters while drinking seems be be a feat in and of itself, now the only question remains. Which of my categories is lacking?

Machismo, I'm out.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Complete Idiots

I have been growing sick and tired of people who are more than willing to accept hospitality to house someone over a period of over a month. Yet when someone tells them that they aren't living there for free they tend to "freak out".

In the most recent case, I have someone who owes me a great deal of money for 1 1/2 months worth of bills for the house.

Now stop dodging me you little fucker. When I finally get a hold of you, you aren't going to like what happens.

Machismo, I'm out.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Classes

So far classes are going rather well. Still having to get used to the idea of actually doing homework... but don't we all when those times come?

So it seems that I'm on track for another good quarter, which is rather exciting.

Now if I can only tackle the "homefront" situation as easily as that. Honestly. When asking someone nicely to clean up their mess, and later I get confronted by their boyfriend telling me that I they are sensitive and its better off not to ask them... come on people. Let us grow up to be mature adults, not whiney little turds that use their past as an excuse to get out of work in the present. We are above that.

Machismo, I'm out.

Friday, January 06, 2006

Close to the Last Straw

Well I must say, I've said it before to people, but I have to say it again. I really feel that I've found the single dumbest person alive.

It pains me to say it, but I never thought that someone not classified as mentally insane or mentally retarded could be this dense. They obviously mean well, but all they end up doing is making themselves look more and more idiotic.

Now you may say, "Hey, that's not very nice to say something like that!"

Well you know what, YOU LIVE WITH HIM, and then I'll guarantee that your tune will change after a few months at the latest when you come crawling back saying, "I just need to get away from him!!"



On a completely lighter note, I actually said today:

"Corsets, they are like lighter fluid, for sex!"

Machismo, I'm out.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Winter Quarter 2006

Well Winter Quarter 2006 is upon us. How will everyone fare? Well we'll find out, although if the freshmen keep acting the same way they'll probably flunk out as hopeless drunks. Well thats what you get when you pick your role models hastily.

Machismo, I'm out.

Monday, January 02, 2006

Words of Wisdom

Some simple and elegant words of wisdom...


Don't worry about not failing others in life... just make sure that you don't fail yourself.


Machismo, I'm out.