The Machinations of Machismo are soon to become the 10th wonder of the world. I am not afraid to comment on any subject and gladly welcome any intelligent machinations of your own. Its time the world had a taste of true justice, dished out Machismo style.

Thursday, May 20, 2004

The Inventor of Harley Davidson

I just read this and thought it was a good joke:

"The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter then took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?"

Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."

God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise, pollution and can't run except on a road?"

Arthur was embarrassed, but finally spoke up, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes, that I am."

"Well," said Arthur, "from one professional to another, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"

"Hmm....., you have some good points there, Arthur," replied God, "but just hold on."

Then God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.""

Monday, May 17, 2004

Olsen Twins "Roses"

"Roses"

This is an excellent parody off of Outkast's "Roses" song. Its also one of the most hilarious things I have seen in a long time.

Monday, May 10, 2004

Dan Farted

Dan, has farted. Yes you all heard it here first. Dan has farted. The insurmountalbe fumes have begun to waft towards my being and are beginning to engulf the essence of all that is sane within me.

Soon I fear that must retaliate.

But how, you may ask.

Well there is only one solution. The "Cancellation Fart".

Yes I do realize that it is risky.

However this is a risk that I fear I must partake in.

For if I dare not retaliate against Dan's putrid anal odor, I fear the worst may happen.

Now, I bid you adieu for the moment.......

Tell my family I love them, for I may not return........

Thursday, May 06, 2004

The Dot Game

Since the last few image links have decided to kick out... enjoy this breathtaking Dot Game.

Tuesday, May 04, 2004

Steak Stealing

My only question about this is....... if your steak is missing off of your grill, is calling the police REALLY the first thing that comes to mind? Honestly.

Stupid Criminal - Or Stupid Victim?

Sunday, May 02, 2004

Smoke Kills

I have no idea how long this animation has been around. Some parts of it are pretty controversial. Just displaying it here so other people may be able to view this intriguing piece of media.

Smoke Kills.