The Machinations of Machismo are soon to become the 10th wonder of the world. I am not afraid to comment on any subject and gladly welcome any intelligent machinations of your own. Its time the world had a taste of true justice, dished out Machismo style.

Wednesday, March 31, 2004

The Amazing Horn Man

Do yourself a favor and download and watch this video. This man is fucking amazing with his talent of the incredibly goofy looking suit. However you'll be amazed at his unbelievable talent. Enjoy.

Unemployment Rate Among Hot Young Women Holding at Zero Percent

A recent study finds that the unemployment rate among hot young women is steadily holdin at zero percent.

Shocking news, I know.

Sunday, March 28, 2004

The most Shocking "Shocker" of All.....

This may be old news for those of you who keep updated on, but for those who don't its quite a revelation.

Shocking news, The Shocker has been spreading like wildfire through our schools. What ever are we going to do........

Into the mind of Litos v. 1.0

I've decided today that I will let you delve deeper into the perversion of biology that is my mind. As a select few know very well, I have an inate ability to be very.... creative, shall we say, for lack of a better word. For those of you who are not familiar with my "sick and twisted mind" (-Dan), in the coming episodes of "Into the mind of Litos" you will be able to further analyze the un-sanity that is my psyche. Just so you know, yes I have the knowledge to make up words, so if you don't like it, I hope you get violated by an elephant named Consuelo. That is all for today.


Wednesday, March 24, 2004

Stunning Answer to a Simple Question

Today I was perusing a forum that I frequent a lot, and happened across something that really caught my attention. Someone asked the age old question, "What would you do if you could go back in time?" The very first, I repeat, THE VERY FIRST reply to this question was................

"Kill Mary before Jesus was born."

Now that my friends, is some hardcore shit.........

P.S. Link to the thread

She Got What She Deserved!

To all of you men out there who sometimes just want to SMACK THE SHIT out of some idiotic female......

.........enjoy! :)

Shut the fuck up bitch! "And I feel..... *giggle giggle*" SMACK! What's up now, homewrecker?!

Tuesday, March 23, 2004

What a fucking MORON!

It's people like this man that are the reason that blacks will always be seen as violent. This fucker goes and fucks it up for all the decent black people out there, which I'm more than positive are the majority. But NOOOOOO, he decides to be a loudmouthed mother fucker and goes and fucks up. I hope you rot in your grave after some 300 lb prison bitch nails you up the ass you insignificant asshole.

...Happily Ever After.

Now generally, people try to conform to society to make themselves less conspicuous, much unlike myself. However this group of people have completely reinvented the term, masochist. Nevertheless, this is quite an interesting video indeed. If you do not watch this video, I will be forced to fuck your mother.

Thursday, March 18, 2004

The Pitch | | News : Kansas City Strip Jail Baited,Channel 5 only snared pedophiles in its Internet perv sting, right?,As told to Tony Ortega The

The Pitch | | News : Kansas City Strip Jail Baited,Channel 5 only snared pedophiles in its Internet perv sting, right? As told to Tony Ortega The Alternative Kansas City connection for events, event listings, music reviews, C

Now this is a beautiful case of people trying to be "heroes", and what did the reporter end up doing? He ruined a perfectly honest man's life! What a fucker! I hope that shit loses HIS job on the basis of sheer stupidity and having to wear makeup to be presentable.

I'll see you in hell Chamraz, only I'll be doing the torturing.



Monday, March 15, 2004

Papa Smurf.....

Papa Smurf and Smurfette?

Go my little friends, watch this and be simply flabbergasted. - Big ball of paint - Mar 15, 2004 - Big ball of paint - Mar 15, 2004

I must admit, I have NEVER been this bored in my entire life.

Friday, March 12, 2004

A Sad Story About Drinking and Driving

Everyone knows, (or should know) that drinking and driving is wrong. Sometimes things happen that are beyond your control. Sometimes there are moments when your life is in someone else's hands. The hands of a drunk driver.

"In the hands of a drunk driver...."

Think about this next time you even CONSIDER driving after drinking..........

Think about this.........

Monday, March 08, 2004

When Two Tribes Go to War: A History of Video Game Controversy

When Two Tribes Go to War: A History of Video Game Controversy: ""

This is definitely something everyone should read. It gives a great insight to one of the biggest debates of our era. Quite influential.

Thursday, March 04, 2004

Now that's some funny shit

I gotta post this here, I'm sorry, but sinfest is the fucking funny. So to speak.

It's good to see that Litos is holding down the fort (that crazy bastard) while I go on my 4 month long bender some call 'a liberal arts education.'

Oh, and check out this little side project from a friend of mine. You might like it or you might hate it or you just might not give a shit, but that's cool too.

Wednesday, March 03, 2004

RFID Tags in New US Notes Explode When You Try to Microwave Them

RFID Tags in New US Notes Explode When You Try to Microwave Them

Monday, March 01, 2004

GameSpotting Blue

GameSpotting Blue - "Sorry, Video Games Are Real: Just Not the Way You Think"

This is a very intruiging article that discusses violence in video games. Wether you don't care about violence in games, want violent games abolished, or desire to deficate on someone's grave.... you should read this article.