The Machinations of Machismo are soon to become the 10th wonder of the world. I am not afraid to comment on any subject and gladly welcome any intelligent machinations of your own. Its time the world had a taste of true justice, dished out Machismo style.

Friday, February 27, 2004

Cafe de Carlitos

Cafe de Carlitos

Click this link, and you'll return to........ HERE...... oh I'm so clever.




On a side note feel free to visit understand the dream is over". This is a blog run by my boy Dan (a.k.a. the platypus rapist). He recently posted a blog about how people should kindly "fuck off!... in the nicest way possible", it was priceless. Feel free to head on over and read the post. Or just go here and see for yourself. Either way, this is my response, or "comment", to his blog:

"Does it count if the pig is already dead? Say in the form of honey roasted ham? Or do we have to leave said pig alive then brutally rape them and slap them like shiva with the bloodied member that was just penetrating their most intimate of orifaces?

But you know what? Time is money, and you....

are wasting my time!

On the other hand... time is a lot like cookies.

QUIT WASTING MY COOKIES!!!!!"



Thank you I'll be here all week.

Thursday, February 26, 2004

Nutrigrain (feel great)

Nutrigrain (feel great)

Monday, February 23, 2004

Naked Women's Wrestling

Now Leaving ProWrestling.com...

"The Naked Women's Wrestling League w/ commissioner Carmen Electra is expected to hold a PPV in April. There will be 16 women who have all been trained in Toronto wrestling naked. They have been given names like Saddam Hussein's illegitimate daughter and the superpower love child, Bush."

There developers creating "virtual Earth." - PC News at GameSpot

There developers creating "virtual Earth." - PC News at GameSpot: "http://www.gamespot.com/pc/rpg/there/news_6089821.html"

Sunday, February 22, 2004

JamHub.CA :: View topic - cyber sex stories....

JamHub.CA :: View topic - cyber sex stories....

Funniest shit I have read in a long time!!!

Friday, February 20, 2004

The Day After Tomorrow

The Day After Tomorrow

Thursday, February 19, 2004

Adventure Quest - Carlitos Bio

My character on AdventureQuest at www.battleon.com

Adventure Quest RPG

Adventure Quest RPG
Quite an exciting time. Worth giving a look into. Although it will suck the time out of your life.

Tuesday, February 17, 2004

Classic Thong > Circumcise Yourself! > The Landover Baptist Store | CafePress

Classic Thong > Circumcise Yourself! > The Landover Baptist Store | CafePress

The "What Would Jesus Do?" Thong > Best Selling Items! > The Landover Baptist Store | CafePress

The "What Would Jesus Do?" Thong > Best Selling Items! > The Landover Baptist Store | CafePress

Saturday, February 14, 2004

Flash Beatbox Animation

Flash Beatbox Animation

One of the coolest things I have seen online in my entire life. You are an arthritic herpetic monkey ass if you don't at least check this site out.

Saturday, February 07, 2004

NEWS.com.au | Student to sell virginity (January 27, 2004)

NEWS.com.au | Student to sell virginity (January 27, 2004)

Wednesday, February 04, 2004

Baby Born With Second Head to Get Surgery

Double-headed baby.

Monday, February 02, 2004

Cannibal's House of Horror

The freaky part is, I've actually been to this town and seen that exact man.Cannibal's House of Horror